Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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