DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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