mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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