Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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