Need sex. Gaining weight.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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