Joe is yelling at the trees again.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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