It's just like the Real World with babies
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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