i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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