Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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