Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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