You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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