Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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