i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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