Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
