Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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