where am i from again
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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