I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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