I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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