I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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