pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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