the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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