that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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