One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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