I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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