everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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