Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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