But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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