Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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