Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
