I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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