Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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