You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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