I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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