I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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