and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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