Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
