I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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