The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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