OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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