If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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