weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I need to calm my uterus...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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