i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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