4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
