i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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