South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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