sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My room smells like vodka and shame
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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