I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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