okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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