The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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