Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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