he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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