I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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