well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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