Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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