I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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