you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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